Troye Sivan - Happy Little Pill
I was about to be so mad
VERY SUPPORTIVE FRIENDS MAKE ME BURST OUT IN TEARS OH MY GOD TROYE.
i hate when babies cry like grow the fuck up and pay taxes
Just searching for a place I’ll fit in.
a moment of silence for the troye fans who are currently in America and don’t wake up for several hours
Bitch please I never went to bed
FOUR IN THE MORNING CLUB
IT’S 2am here and I wasn’t going to go to bed anyways
HELLZ YA 4 AM HEY FELLOW MERICANS
NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
Nah yo… Fuck that
iphONES NEED TO BE STOPPED
sleep with me so i can put my freezing feet on you and probably take all of the covers and use you as a pillow
raising awareness for turtle bullying.
a growing problem.
A very slowly growing problem.
This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it
when remus first got bitten by a werewolf his parents rushed him to the hospital and they were like “what’s wrong?” “he was bitten by a werewolf” “oh god. what’s his name?” “remus lupin.” “sir are you fucking with me right now”
Trying to figure out when ‘OMG IT’S 3 AM I SHOULD GET SOME SLEEP’ turned into ‘FUCK EVERYTHING TROYE IS KEEPING SECRETS FROM US AGAIN I’LL JUST STAY AWAKE 2 MORE HOURS OR HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES I MUST KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON AND ALSO WHAT IT AIR’
When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlook for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.
That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.
At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.
how to shade, with class.
Julie Andrews is the queen of everything